B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Picture this scene...You're at a crossroads, both sets of lights are red because the little green man is lit.
You approach, see no pedestrians and only a car coming from the right - but he's got to stop because of his red light.
You jump the lights, because you've got an important job to do.
The driver from your right is also as self-important, and feels he can obey the law as he sees fit, and also jumps the lights (after all, his job is far more important than yours).
Who's in the wrong when you're a greasy smear on the road?
I can see where you're coming from, but at least admit you shouldn't do it, even though you think it's fairly safe.
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