Capital and corporal
punishment to be reintroduced, but only for those found guilty who are also subscribers to the Daily Mail.

Jamie Oliver to be made illegal with immediate effect.

Coffee shops to be forced by law to charge a minimum of £15 per cup of coffee, and the selection of coffee to be either white or black. Drink tea instead.

Any person referring to their partner as their "man" or their "woman" to be sent to a re-education camp. Your partner is neither your valet nor your charlady.

Premier League Darts to replace football on TV.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:59, 5 replies)

Make Tea Free!
now.



please.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:01, closed)

"Your partner is neither your valet nor your charlady."
What makes you think that?
(gordonjcp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:04, closed)

Mainly
from the attitude of my sisters boyfriend, who refers to her as his 'woman' and does precisely bugger all about the house, despite sitting about being unemployed all day.

Its a personal bugbear.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:06, closed)

Mrs Vagabond is my woman, and I her man.
Your mum, however, is my cleaner.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:43, closed)

true
She likes to give my pipes a good cleaning out
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:11, closed)