B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Everything's beautiful manProfessional models can only be recruited by random selection from the electoral roll, so models reflect what people really look like. Except balding, podgy middle-aged scroti called Jeremy. Nobody wants to see that. And this allows Naomi Campbell to get a job on the till in Ikea.
And make people pay to use Facebook on the off-chance that the amount of deranged, pointless drivel on the web is fractionally decreased.
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ButNaomi Campbell is an alien-headed munter. Can we not stick her in stock control or somewhere I won't have to face her preying mantis eyes when buying a new bedside table?
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.Yeti., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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Racist.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:09,
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Hah!I hadn't though of Jeremys as a race but you have a point.
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Click for PAYG Facebook.(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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