
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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When he learned that the 'chicks' were battered and deep-fried pig intestines, he found that no matter how hard he tried to swallow them, they repeatedly slid back up. His very gullet rejected them. That was a very long meal.
( , Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:29, Reply)
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