B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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When I worked in the mong-fieldwe would make sure that we parked the spack-wagon behind any lazy bastards who parked in a disabled parking bay without an ACROD sticker.
Thus the (usually) lazy bogan would come out to find a van full of window lickers and a staff member who didn't have the keys parking them in. We did take the work mobile with us just in case.
But in my time it never got used to call myself or the other staff member out of the shops to move the van due to a genuine disabled person parking in the disabled bay WITHOUT their sticker.
Good times. Arseholes seem surprisingly reticent to kick up a fuss when they are illegally parked in a disabled bay, parked in by a bunch of spacks.
And yes we did have a valid need for our ACROD sticker.
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You should have got them to get out and lick the offending car's windows. That'd learn 'em.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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