the single mother
who works above my shop used her washing machine. Without a door seal. Twice. When i pointed out that she flooded my office and that she should use the launderette (other side of the street) she stood at the door, with a can of tenants, and a packet of bensons and told me she couldnt afford it.

However, she is violently ugly. I dont think even prozzing could save her now. Strangely, she always dresses really smartly, even though she is an uberchav. I fink she finks its sophistimicated.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:02, Reply)