My balls
Whenever I have guests over for dinner, particularly if any of them are vegetarianists, I'll get my balls out. Everyone loves putting my balls in their mouth. My balls are awesome.

Recipe:
1 finely-chopped onion
4-5 cloves finely-chopped garlic
Juice, pulp and zest of 1-2 lemons depending on size
2-3 slices of bread, or a roll or whatever you've got
About half a bag of crushed walnuts
1 egg
Some butter and olive oil
Salt & pepper to taste

Mix everything together in a large bowl until it's the consistency of a lumpy paste, then roll into spheres (one or two per guest), place on a baking tray and cook in the oven until they're crispy on the outside.

If you're not a vegetarianist, you can also shove the whole lot up a chicken's arse and cook it that way, but then you don't get to do the jokes about your balls.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:48, 10 replies)

So your story is "I make a basic stuffing"?
Seems apt.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:49, closed)

haha yeah, i like south park too

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:52, closed)

I was just going to say...

Now I've got that 'Chef from South Park' song going round in my head.

Could be worse I suppose.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:53, closed)

i don't really like south park

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:55, closed)

Do you serve them as a snack, with dips,
or as an accompaniment to a main meal?

Or do you pop a couple into a bag and whack your guests in the head?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 15:09, closed)

They go particularly well with a roast

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 15:46, closed)

I confess I'm tempted.
I do enjoy simple food, and these might make a change from Yorkshire puddings (my Yorkshire puddings are ever so good).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 16:27, closed)

Surly even your toy-twat heroin skags would find this primary school recipe fairly insulting.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 15:28, closed)

Makes a change from your usual stuffing, I suppose

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 15:52, closed)

Well I do grow my own sage, so it's not that bad

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 16:12, closed)