Definitely the best "glass of water" you will ever have.
This has been my secret recipe for years and has never failed to dazzle and amaze the sophisticated types who I regularly entertain. First you need a tap. I don't expect many b3tans will have one so maybe just find a puddle. Then you take a "glass" or a mug or a cup. Then the real secret is to put the water into the cup and - this is the secret - only put in as much as the vessel will hold. I made that mistake many many times.

Then stick a weebl up yer snatch.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 19:33, 10 replies)

if you're lucky imma post my super rad 'packet of Wotsits' recipe on here
I won the Finsbury Park Masterchef heats with it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:09, closed)

Dreadful bullying of ringofyre there

(McChinaman banned, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:05, closed)

I'm sure him or Weepy Fountain will roll up later to moan about some perceived slight.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:40, closed)

What's a "weebl"?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 29 Jun 2013, 1:00, closed)

A fat, shapeless, infantile plaything that can be knocked around as much as you like but is too bulbous and dim to ever fall over.
www.toysrus.co.uk/toddler/weebls/
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 10:37, closed)

Also know as a Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 18:54, closed)

Oh! Oh now.
I'm not having that. Gonz is a knight of the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 22:09, closed)

I don't think that would fit where you're suggesting it gets put.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 30 Jun 2013, 2:12, closed)

Just apply lube and work in slowly.

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 8:42, closed)

The weebl is very important
as no matter what you do to it. Once inserted it will wobble but it won't fall down.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:01, closed)