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Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.

Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds

(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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I don't understand this. sorry.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:04, 2 replies)
That'll be that massive amount of self awareness then.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:16, closed)
Right you are.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:24, closed)
ok I'll level with you:
I recognise the words you're using here, but beyond that I am stumped.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 21:26, closed)
I think he's trying to imply that you'd look good dressed up like a little girl, the massive nonce.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:04, closed)
That....
Or maybe you can explain to him that with his little "parody" he's done here he's not only shown himself to be part of the problem but that also it's bindun by others in a far better way.

Or you could just be accusing me of being a pedophile. Which thinking about it now, most bridesmaids are usually over the age of consent (hence the "thing" about hooking up with them). I think you meant that you thought I'm some sort of sexual pervert because as you're suggesting I would like to see monty (a man, I'm guessing) dressed up in a formal ladies dress. That would just make me someone who likes cross-dressers which has nothing whatsoever to do with adults who prey sexually on children.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:20, closed)
tl;dr
lol
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:30, closed)
's ok. Shush now. Adults are talking.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:33, closed)

PROTIP: brevity is the soul of wit.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:37, closed)
What, like?
"tl;dr
lol"

'Cause I've gotta say - that little gem was so fucking funny I was doubled over. It's so good to an original piece of humorous writing on here for a change.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:40, closed)

PROTIP: the fact that something's original doesn't automatically make it good. Scouting For Girls's songs are original, but only because anyone with half a brain who'd previously thought of their gimmick had dismissed it as being artistically unworthy.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:42, closed)
PROTIP: Ringo is the soul of wit

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:44, closed)
ringo is a witless owl?

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:51, closed)

PROTIP: Leaving the subject line blank and prefacing the body of your posts with "PROTIP:" gives them a mildly rancid air of superiority and condescension.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:51, closed)
You keep telling yourself that -
it makes you look very clever.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:52, closed)

Comedy gold.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:53, closed)
There's another
hilarious gem.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:55, closed)

they're your best mates, they are
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:02, closed)
I couldn't give it a good listen - the kid's only just got up now
But yeah - they're shit. Better than Maroon5, worse than Owl City.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:28, closed)
But they're really original!

(, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 0:00, closed)
So was Mein Kampf.
Your point is?
(, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 0:19, closed)
Is it still answering last week's question?

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:56, closed)

I must say I'm quite enjoying your increasingly frantic attempts to pretend to actually ignore the people you have on ignore.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:15, closed)
The poor old fuck is so stupid that he actually takes himself seriously.
Fuck.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:42, closed)
Look everyone.
Shambo's ignoring me!
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:57, closed)
This is what the kids these days call a 'zong', right?
I'm no expert but it looks like a jolly good one to me. I've half a mind to 're-twit' this on my 'My Face' 'wall'.

Lots Of Love My Ass Off on the Floor!
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:40, closed)
You know you're old when you've got to look it up in urban dictionary.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:49, closed)
or when you get so bored with that broad-hipped farming stock Sheila you married
that you'd rather knob even a post stroke Helen Daniels than stick your 'ute' up that spade-faced hag ever again.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:10, closed)
or spend hours of your life trading witty repartee
with people on a forum based website.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:17, closed)
this is another one of those 'zongs' isn't it?

(, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:19, closed)
I enjoyed reading this.

(, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 14:31, closed)

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