Went to a posh restaurant for a friend's birthday t'other day. I had fois gras.
It was alright.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:15, 16 replies)

alright

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:20, closed)

alright drimble

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:35, closed)

I disagree with the ethics.
But I bet it's damn tasty.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:36, closed)

Nah.
Geese deserve it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:52, closed)

I'll agree they are evil bastards; but force feeding to death is a tad extreme.

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:54, closed)

Tell a starving goose that.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:58, closed)

It's not like they are even self aware.
When they realise what the reflection in the mirror is then I'll feel bad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:00, closed)

Nazitastic

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:01, closed)

It's the only sensible option.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:07, closed)

They don't die from force feeding.
If you stop feeding them they return to normal. They've evolved for long-distance flight. They can eat like a motherfucker.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:38, closed)

Fair enough
Fed until there liver is grossly oversized and then killed in a suitable manner.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:49, closed)

"foie"
I wouldn't touch the stuff outside the south west of France. It's a tenner for a tin of crappy preserved stuff here. You can get an entire foie gras for twice that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:36, closed)

No this was the posh stuff.
Spelt fois.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:41, closed)

I had the cheap stuff.
Spelled grass.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:50, closed)

Oo. Lardy foie.
(this is an immensely funny joke on the phrase la-di-dah ... exceptionally funny. Really.)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:56, closed)

I know - I'm really laughing on the inside here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:04, closed)