votes please
just a question BUT

little miss welgar is comming to stay with me for a few days in a little while (YAY) . Before i load her on the plane back to her mother do you think she may like a can of redbull to drink? She already likes powerade (her choice if your wondering).

Its just that she may be a touch hyperactive at the other end and her mother may have just a little trouble getting her off to bed that night. I would be soooooooooo upset if that was the case
(welgar, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 4:30, 10 replies)

Nah,
it's really not worth it. You may hate her mother but don't use your kid to get back at her.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 5:47, closed)

this, a thousand times.
you're looking at it as "the mother will have a hell of a time getting her to sleep", but the other side of it is that the kid will have a hell of a time getting to sleep, feel grumpy and miserable when the caffiene/sugar rush wears off, etc etc blah.

By all means do things like giving the kid the kind of messy food that concretes itself to the clothing that the mother will have to try and wash, or whatever, but never anything that could directly or indirectly have any kind of impact on the kid herself.
( Batsgirl, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 12:00, closed)

jesusfuckingchrist
You've got alot love and respect for your child then?

This QOTW has been a parade of cunts, but you take top prize.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 21 Sep 2008, 8:16, closed)

..
oooooooooooh looks like someone has had a sense of humor bypass.
For your information im a caring parent , she gets her 5 plus a day of fruit and veg gets bedtime stories etc. My daughter who has said several times that she dosent like living with her mother.
Im paying a fucking fortune in child support to a self centered cow . A woman who couldnt even be botheered to send her daughters home made birthday card " Because i wasnt going past a post office " to her dad. A woman who physically and mentally abused me during our short relationship. A woman who stole yes stole over 8k from me

Yeah im a cunt.
(welgar, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 8:32, closed)

I think you should.
The Bearded Whumpus has promised me that, once I have tricked a woman into having my children, he will lie in wait until they are about the age to start primary school - young enough to be terminally hyperactive but old
enough to speak comprehensibly and be loud.

Then, "Uncle Whumpus" will pay a visit to the family. No, he's not going to molest them. He's going to bring treats: cans of coke, bags of haribo and anything else he can think of that drips with stimulants, sugar and e-numbers. He'll play a couple of games with them to get the sugar coursing through their veins properly, then say that he's got to leave...
"But your Daddy told me he was going to give you all five pounds."
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 10:02, closed)

Yep
For most parents your suggestion would never cross their mind, let alone be publicly stated.

Having said that, being sepreated from your kid really is a cunt, and you have nothing but my sympathies and best wishes on that front.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 19:46, closed)

well then
If your daughter hates her too why don't you tkae some of the suggestions from this QOTW and send the girl back with something special for mum that she made herself?

Mum will have to eat it and you'll know you're fucking the right person up.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 9:15, closed)

That
Is a much better idea.
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 14:00, closed)

Haha, love the thinking!
I reckon it might be good for a punt... i'd suggest getting her hooked on speed but that only pushes things to Medea proportions. Heres another good idea; foster in her the desire to play drums, sow the seeds that this is the coolest thing she could ever do... come Christmas time all that money on a drum set so she can practice at her mothers will seem like a small expense for the cheap laughs!
(SteroidPigOhurugu, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 20:30, closed)

This is more like it.
Buying tin drums for my brothers kids is something he's still not forgiven me for, "Had a quite Christmas day then bruv?"
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 5:57, closed)