Sorry to piss on your chips
but a genital wart wouldn't lead to a nasty rash on the face the next day. Nor would it come off whilst noshing.

That 4th fruit pastille was probably a big clitoris, and the rash was probably stubble rash.

Lots of love,

A Medical Microbiologist.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:36, 3 replies)

Hmm
I wonder how he did get the rash then.

I don't want to know what hes been upto.
(Plog, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:45, closed)

must have been embarassing, so he passed you off with wart ;-)
hehe urgh..
( glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 18:00, closed)

Yeah, because no-one would notice you biting off and ingesting their clit.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:05, closed)

That bit was a joke, numbnuts :D

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:10, closed)

either way though
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( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:06, closed)