My anecdote
My brother, who's now a surgeon with the NHS, swears blind that at a party in a posh part of Dublin, he strolled into a kitchen to find the female host, and fellow medical student (pissed as a newt), had rubbed pedigree chum on her ladybits and the dog was there licking it off.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 22:41, 4 replies)

Ouch
dogs don't really lick though. They sort of gulpily chew. And they have large teeth. To be honest, I'd rather be fingered by Freddie Krueger than run the risk of having my mimsy devoured by an over enthusiastic canine. Like a Labrador. Daft as a fucking brush they are.
Cats, on the other hand, if they could be arsed to do the same have that little sandpapery tongue, and are generally rather more nonchalant.
I sound like I've given Zoolingus rather too much thought, don't I.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:36, closed)

Surely-
an anteater would be the most logical candidate?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:27, closed)

My housemate told me...
...that that's what Debbie McGhee (Paul Daniels) once got caught doing. Wouldn't put it past her.
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:11, closed)

yeah
I saw the photos of Rex the collie in the papers the next day with a baseball cap and dark glasses hiding behind a copy of 'the daily growl'..... he looked well humiliated...
(The Cats Twat, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:53, closed)