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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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- The usual collection of cream (squirty or otherwise)
- Ice Dildo (fill johnny with water, hang in freezer, peel johny off... Made a bloody good afternoon)
- Fruit (banana, peeled and unpeeled. Unpeeled in a johnny feels quite nice)
- Galaxy chocolate/Minstrels
- Milky way
All very good fun... Just remember to clean up afterwards.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:08, 6 replies)
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But I can't remember if I read that somewhere or if I just made it up.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:46, closed)
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could answer this. And would probably eat the condom afterwards.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:39, closed)
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Very serious problems. Pain is fun, the possibility of permanent tissue damage ISN'T.
I think you're telling a big fat lie. mainly because if you try to fill a condom with water, it just looks like a balloon, not a cock.
Amateur.
( , Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:29, closed)
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