There is a couple....
- The usual collection of cream (squirty or otherwise)
- Ice Dildo (fill johnny with water, hang in freezer, peel johny off... Made a bloody good afternoon)
- Fruit (banana, peeled and unpeeled. Unpeeled in a johnny feels quite nice)
- Galaxy chocolate/Minstrels
- Milky way

All very good fun... Just remember to clean up afterwards.
(one-winged-angel-616 isn't as depressed as she sounds, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:08, 6 replies)

Apparently a Johnny can hold 9 gallons of water before bursting.
But I can't remember if I read that somewhere or if I just made it up.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:46, closed)

Try keeping it cock shaped while freezing it...
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:12, closed)

Bear Grylls
could answer this. And would probably eat the condom afterwards.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:39, closed)

S.A.S.
Survival handbook.
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 3:01, closed)

why

do the SAS need to know how to make ice cocks ?
(The Cats Twat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:19, closed)

That much ice in a chuff would cause some serious problems.
Very serious problems. Pain is fun, the possibility of permanent tissue damage ISN'T.

I think you're telling a big fat lie. mainly because if you try to fill a condom with water, it just looks like a balloon, not a cock.

Amateur.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:29, closed)