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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Surely I'm not the only one?
I can't be bothered checking all the posts in detail, so this might have been said.

Am I the only b3tan who thinks that food can be a lot more pleasurable than sex? (I suspect /talk are going to have fun with this...)

Put it this way: I'd happily spend a week planning a meal; all day preparing it; and hours eating it. Other people may be involved, but the pleasure of the food would be at least partly independent of that. Granted that good sex takes time as well, it still doesn't compare.

I've not phrased this very well. Hopefully you can see what I mean, even if you disagree; but maybe a few will agree.

OK: I don't post much; and the more I think about it, the more I think that I should post less.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:03, 5 replies)
They do have their similarities
After a good meal, I have been known to let off a big fart and fall asleep.

This frequently happens after sex too.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:23, closed)
But in some ways you're right, but it's one of those things that "nothing beats"...

For example to me, nothing beats a good juicy rare steak with chunky chips, mushrooms and all the trimmings.

Similarly, nothing beats an all night shagathon with a beautiful woman. (May contain internet lies).

But there are a whole host of things that add to the wonderful variety of life. Nothing beats a good old all-day drinking session. Nothing beats going to a packed football ground and watching your team score a last minute winner. Nothing beats going to the local and deserted beach on a glorious morning and having a swim.

So... have I made anyone sick yet?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:40, closed)
if you think anything is better than sex then you're doing sex wrong (or someone is doing it wrong to you)

That's not bragging, I get it wrong from time to time, but when it's right, it's very right
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:47, closed)
When you get to my age..
..food is definitely better than sex!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:08, closed)

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