Not directly related....
It's not sex with food, per say, but it's near enough.

But I did do the dirty with a male friend in a field full of maize.
The plants were nearly 9ft tall and there was a foot path running along the edge of the field. Luckily we did move to the centre of the field, sacrificed a couple of the pants to make a clearing and did the deed.

My advice is to do it al fresco.
(one-winged-angel-616 isn't as depressed as she sounds, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:24, 4 replies)

was the sex
amazing?

/coat
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:18, closed)

Kindly take your corny jokes elsewhere
I really can't zea place for them 'ear
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:50, closed)

"sacrificed a couple of the pants"
Does that count as a Freudian slip?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:03, closed)

I tried something similar
Now banned for life from the maize maze
( le brian, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:06, closed)