Midget porn ace of spades
This must be a repost but...

I moved into a student house in Acton with friends about 12 years ago.

Underneath the sofa there was a playing card. It was the Ace of Spades, and the picture was of a naked midget looking through his legs and spreading open his anus with a big happy smile on his face.

Like the mature young men we were, we all jumped around and threw it at one another, and it was quickly forgotten.

Forgotten that was, until a few weeks later when I went into HSBC to withdraw some cash. For some studenty poor reason I can't remember I used to have to take my passport in as ID and get money over the counter. As I handed my passport to the cashier the card dropped out onto the counter, the midget smiling up at him.

He called ALL of the other staff over to have a look, and as they screamed excitedly and pointed at me, a few of the customers in the queue came over to join in the fun.

I wasn't that humiliated again for about another 6 months, when the same thing happened again, only with a little note falling out saying "give me some money, I'm a ginger nobbler".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:53, 12 replies)

Ha
Great thing to keep in your wallet for when conversation runs dry
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:01, closed)

Ha!
I LOLZED! And a bit of spit hit my screen.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:22, closed)

Ginger nobbler
quality
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:38, closed)

Ow ow ow
Laughed so much my head hurts

*click*
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:31, closed)

This to win, please
Can't stop chuckling...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, closed)

So glad I'd finished my coffee!
*composes self*
*smirks again*
(cheez is feeling ergophobic, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:21, closed)

Ace,
The Ginger Nobbler must win.
( Moey, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:22, closed)

Hahaha
Oh just BRILLIANT :-)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:06, closed)

This
has given me the giggles :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:25, closed)

Oh yeah
Midget porn and ginger nobber.

This is why the good lord invented friends.
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:53, closed)

I was filled with so much LOLZ
That I farted involuntarily.

You ginger nobbler!

*Click*
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:20, closed)

Crying with laughter
Shit day of boring, and hard work, and this has made it all worthwhile. ARE you a ginger nobbler?
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:02, closed)