Drug dealing at festivals
This is not to be recommended if you are middle class and soft, like every braying bastard Sebastian and Jack is at Glastonbury since the mid-90s. We found two teenage boys snivelling outside the Christian Aid tent and asked them what was wrong:

"We spent £1000 on a block of hash to sell. We got in, and went up to this bloke and asked him if he wanted any drugs. He said 'great, thanks', pulled out a knife and took the drugs, and our wallets, kicked us up the arse and then walked off whistling".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:25, 9 replies)

"if you are middle class and soft, like every braying bastard Sebastian and Jack" - Love it!
A grand for a block of hash?
They were ripped off twice! Lol
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:29, closed)

!
From what I understand it was a fairly sizeable block.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:33, closed)

It must have
been the size of a fucking shoebox!
( Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:38, closed)

£1000
used to get somewhere around half a kilo (18oz)... 17 yrs ago anyway.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:39, closed)

I think it's fair to assume
that they were not the canniest of fuckers, and were probably ripped off in the first place.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:42, closed)

*frowns at eminem, keeper of the monkeysex*
How are you doing Mrs?

I'm looking forward to the newsletter.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:44, closed)

"Kicked us up the arse"
Nice to know that, after robbing them at knifepoint, the feller still had the humour to assault them in a comical fashion.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:12, closed)

£1000 probably
Gets something like a 9 bar now... I mean you pay £20 for an 1/8th, you pay about 130-140 for an ounce so £1000 for 9oz would be alright. Whatever anyway it's a pretty big block.

This from a nice middle class boy who knew some nice middle class people who dealt some nice middle class weed. :)
(Hippo_of_Doom, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 3:06, closed)

@hippo of doom
130-140 an ounce? bugger that, i can get an ounce for £50, no problem!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:14, closed)