sex lines
I've often thought that there'd be loads of money to be made by writing and recording some premium sex tapes and encouraging people to call in at £1.50 an hour. The recordings that are out there are (allegedly) utter shite.
(frankspencer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, 12 replies)

can
you do a convincing girlie voice though Frank?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:10, closed)

I'm sure he can
compared some of them.

At least, so i've heard. I wouldn't know or owt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:18, closed)

You'd have no probs writing these Frank
As you are practically a celeb on these boards, you're a well respected dirty cunt :D

Make a demo from Legless'es sound recording website on his profile and link it, could do with a laugh :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:21, closed)

I think
the masterful Jeccy has coined Frank's epitah (though may it be many many moons before it needs be used)

'A well respected dirty cunt'.

Perfect.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:23, closed)

@Mime
I'm quite proud of that phrase; was born of experience and Red Bull.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:28, closed)

I knew a girl who did that once
She kindly advised me it's mostly gay men posing as women.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:30, closed)

I used to know someone who did this
to be fair to her, she did have a nice voice, but she was so ugly that it actually made a mate of mine flinch the first time he saw her

we'd be sat about having a smoke, her phone would ring, she'd say "mind if I take this?" and the spend a few minutes delivering filth down the phone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:43, closed)

I would pay good money...
To listen to Victoria Coren reading a selection of frankspencer's QOTW posts.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:32, closed)

On second thoughts...
They'd possibly need to be edited for gender. Hearing Ms Coren talking about where she was thrusting her throbbing purple beast wouldn't be all that alluring...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 13:33, closed)

£1.50 an hour?
That lines are you calling?! I was sure it was normally about that a minute... :P
(AQ, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 16:06, closed)