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Do you have red hair? Do you know someone hit with the ginger stick? Tell us your story.

(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:54)
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Having made careful analysis of all the postings this week
And from the comments made, particularly about the American redheaded women who offered to show off her norks, all I can deduce is; All English people turn into complete fuckwits when confronted by someone with red hair.

My theory is that they do this to take the attention away from their teeth.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:39, closed)
Actually
statistically British people have the best teeth in the world. Its just that we're more concerned with healthy teeth and gums rather than cosmetic shit that doesn't actually aid the health of teeth at all. Google it.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:17, closed)
However
the stats hide huge inequalities, and lots of us find it almost impossible to find a dentist who'll take NHS patients.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8332629.stm

Though I agree with your sentiments about healthy teeth being more important than perfectly straight, pearly-white ones. I actually find "perfect" nashers rather creepy.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:31, closed)
I'm glad it's not just me...
...that is disturbed by gleaming, obviously bleached white perfectly aligned teeth.
I got a new dentist a while back who immediatley started to try and sell me teeth whitening (they only need a scale and polish once or twice a year thanks to a love of black tea)to which I replied "good god no why would I want that?" I think this has been a fairly common reaction as I haven't noticed an increase in dazzling smiles round here.
I already half blind people with the whiteness of my skin I see no reason to finish the job just by smiling at them.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:32, closed)
The Simpsons do not lie!
www.hulu.com/watch/26212/the-simpsons-british-smiles
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:16, closed)
A famous scientist brainy type person told me once
that believing the internet was the equivalent of believing the scribble on the pub toilet wall.

Anyway, I get all my facts from reliable sources like the Simpsons, and we all know about the big book of British smiles!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:56, closed)
Good to see an Aussie
with the courage of his convictions, of which there are doubtless many.

Having read your posts, I wonder if perhaps you should learn English...

Also, surely you can't have wanted to see Tubby's tits that badly?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:18, closed)
Australian?
Every Australian, bar one, that I have met has been an out-and-out racist.

by the same logic I can deduce that Australians have tiny penises and gaping fannies.

Hooray!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:37, closed)
Every Aussie hates Abbos
and blacks.

And they are all crims, genetically.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:08, closed)
Fuck it
the secrets out.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:04, closed)
I always say two tits are better than one
and considering the lack of tits most B3TAns get to see (this is another of my assumptions) thought they would have jumped at the chance.

Perhaps it is the old pretending you don't want what you can't have defense.

the fact you took the time to read the other drivel I have posted here has given a warm feeling in my nether regions...........

or have I pissed my pants again..........

better check.................

FUCK!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:00, closed)

While your basic assumption seems well founded, bar the generalisation, your hypothesis may need revision.
Clearly you have a good grasp of the roots of the matter.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:52, closed)
There was an American redheaded women who offered to show off her norks?

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:43, closed)
see page 4, i thin

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:55, closed)
6
although there were no tits.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:15, closed)
All English people turn into complete fuckwits when confronted by someone with red hair
This statement is wrong, mate. WRONG.

ALL ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE COMPLETE FUCKWITS ALL THE TIME.

We're actually quite proud of it.

But in all honesty its been a piss poor QOTW topic with little scope for anything interesting/funny/deep and touchy-feely to write about. I don't think people hate the ginge element, it just makes a boring QOTW topic a little less boring to write about. Just hoping next week we get Blondes. Cheers.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, closed)
I married an English girl
and the fact she hasn't left me suggests you are correct.

and so very correct about this QOTW
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:06, closed)

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