Messages from God
Apologies for boring.

I used to go to church. There were 2 very devoted Christians that I knew; Edward and Emma. Waving their arms, speaking in tongues, the lot.

One day Edward told Emmma that God has spoken to him, and He wanted Edward and Emma to have a relationship. To "be together". Emma said that she's had no such message.

So tell me, was God just doing it for a laugh? Or is it possible that people hear from God what they want to hear? Bearing in mind that God led our prime minister into war.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:37, 3 replies)

haha
'God's told me that he wants you to suck my cock.' not the best chat-up line I've heard.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:39, closed)

only cuz
you've not made it work for you yet ... ;)
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 17:51, closed)

Man made god
in his own image, methinks.

Apparently everything George Bush did was dictated to him directly by god. We should, in fact, all be out getting drunk, taking coke, talking shite and starting wars - if only we listened.
( Ennui loves you, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 18:21, closed)