Has anyone noticed this??
Whenever someone is accused of a particularly hideious crime its allways the voices and "god told me to do it"

But why is it that god tells people to "Murder all prostitutes" or "Your neighbours are satans agents ". It never seems to be "Volunteer some time at the local charity shop" or even "Try to recycle more".

Isnt this a bit strange ?? Makes you wonder about god a bit really.

And so endith our thought for the day
(welgar, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:00, 7 replies)

That's because
Recycling is a myth, and god would never want us to harm our planet so much.
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:07, closed)

Or
"Try the numbers 5, 9, 15, 22, 31 and 39 this week".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:08, closed)

I'm going to buy a lottery ticket tonight...
With these numbers on
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)

let us know how that works out

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:33, closed)

What I want to hear is...
'you know that big titty brunette you've been eying up at work, well she wants it up the arse in the stationary cupboard next Tuesday.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:26, closed)

No
What you (or anyone in this situation) wants is for her to hear "You know that fat, bespectacled, awkward geek? From now on he'll look like Brad Pitt to you. Stationery cupboard, next Tuesday, up the arse. And you're back in the room."
(salvadorevincent, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:01, closed)

you seem a little confused.
You start with: when "accused of a particularly hideious crime it's always the voices and "god told me to do it" "

But then ask: why not "Volunteer some time at the local charity shop"?

Now, if you ask me, volunteering for the charity shop is not very much like a particularly hideous crime. Or did you want the voices to suggest both?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 11:31, closed)