GodTell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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No BrainerI can understand why Muslims are so highly motivated to carry out terrorist attacks, they are promised 72 virgins when they go to heaven. A fine reward, I'm sure we'll all agree.
But for those virgins... heaven isn't exactly what they expected is it?
"You be a good little girl, you must always wear a burka, you must always wear a veil. You may not go to school, you may not get a job, you may not learn to read, you may not vote, drive, dance, play games or listen to music. You must live a life of absolute humility and celibacy. Then when you die you will go to heaven...
....where you will be raped by evil terrorists and be their sex slave for the rest of eternity."
Nice one!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 14:41, 6 replies)
VirginsSome people believe that virgin is a mistranslation and that the terrorists would actually get 72 raisins.
But if they are getting virgins, who's to say that they'll be of the young attractive kind? They could 72 women like the Crazy Cat Lady in The Simpsons...
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:27, closed)
I'm offended by that!I hope to grow up exactly like the crazy cat lady *(without the hurting kitties by throwing them at all and sundry part).
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:11, closed)
I'm sorry!In which case I shall change it to old minger.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 12:40, closed)
A good chat up line.I will have to try that one next time I am in Luton.
"Hey love, you dont want to be raped by nasty terrorists do you? Come back to my place :P"
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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:00,
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isnt it family guywhere the bloke goes to his virginal heaven and it's truly filled with 72 virgins, but they're all male computer geeks ;) :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:47, closed)
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