On my way to work
I got called into work on an emergency. It was looking like it was going to be a bad day since on the way in I knocked over a cyclist in my car.

I couldn't stop to help because more lives were in danger and I could see he was fine as he shook his fists at me in my rear view mirror.

I quickly parked my car and rushed in, suddenly mobbed by all these religious types, giving me little leaflets, flowers and various blessing.

I couldn't get through! These people we're stopping me from getting to the tower and putting more people in danger. I just lost it..

In a sudden burst of fury I had punched one guy in the chest, kicked another to the ground flip kicked another before despatching the rest and giving a quick karate chop to the last guy.

I knew I shouldn't have worn two sets of sunglasses to the airport.
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, 5 replies)

Nice!
Bit subtle!

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:35, closed)

RIP Robert Stack
Classic Film :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1amYd47CQs
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:36, closed)

you know what they say
see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:23, closed)

Very nice
Brilliant film. Have a clicky
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:30, closed)

I saw this film very recently
So have a click.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 9:58, closed)