btw
Don't be rude to JWs banging on doors, esp. the younger ones. They hate doing it to, and find it very emabarrsing, but they do genuinely believe they are doing you a favour. They are trying to save your soul - I mean, that's awfully nice of them.

If you want to get rid of them, tell them you're an apostate and they won't come back. (They really mean heretic, but that's got nasty overtones...)
(inflateable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:52, 1 reply)

As a member of the Holy Church of The True Word and the Burning Cross
I believe that all non-church members can only have their souls saved by being doused in petrol and set light to.

Thus people shouldn't start screaming when I'm trying to light them on fire as I hate doing it too, and find it very embarrassing, but I do genuinely believe I am doing you a favour. I'm trying to save your soul - I mean, that's awfully nice of me.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:16, closed)

touche
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(inflateable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 17:52, closed)