a story for fellow b3tans
God in my opinion does not exist neither does Jesus. religion is usually the root of all trouble caused on this beautiful planet we choose to destroy.
Did you know since the outbreak of WW1 there has never been a single day`s peace on this planet THAT means there has been blood shed EVERY SINGLE DAY for almost a centuary THAT is very sad
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:22, 30 replies)

I expect that there has been a war going on somewhere in the world
since the dawn of time, let alone since 1914.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:26, closed)

Correct
But before 1914 there HAS actually been times where there has been fighting
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:28, closed)

Is a centuary
like a kind of stables complex for centaurs?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:28, closed)

huh
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:30, closed)

It's century
silly boy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:34, closed)

SILLY BOY!
i`ll thank you Not to call me a boy again
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:38, closed)

Sorry, silly girl.
Are you one of those online women I've heard about?

Are you wearing anything?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:39, closed)

It's been five minutes...
frigid bitch.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:45, closed)

EUGH Gross
of course i`m fing wearin clothes
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)

You're fucking,
whilst wearing clothes?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)

I REALLY like you now
any chance of a date?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:51, closed)

Why Bert, I thought you'd never ask!
Oh, wait, you were talking to monkey86...

_{But I can fuck whilst wearing clothes...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:52, closed)

Let's do it like
Gazelles, I'm feeling horny.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)

And I'm feeling hoofy
Shall we get a rhino in?

Or a goat...they seem to have fallen out of fashion on here. Possibly 'cause they're full of al's love-liquid...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)

GOATS
I want sixteen of them, on my cock, PRONTO.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:04, closed)

Christ, you ask a lot, don't you?`
I think I can get hold of a couple, but I think I'll have to let you down.

Like I let your mum down _{when I pulled the stopper out of her}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:06, closed)

I`m extremely happy with my Boyfriend thank-you very much
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:56, closed)

Well when he leaves you for your mother-sister
be sure to give me a call
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)

Sorry to let u down but
Its highly unlikely to happen (read as never gonna happen)
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:01, closed)

I'm sure that it won't
he's a very lucky young man, and you are a very astute, intelligent and erudite young lady.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:03, closed)

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:13, closed)

that's the biggest laugh I've had all day
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:14, closed)

Bert!
You know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Though the Oscillating Gibbon insists that ferrets are.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:15, closed)

I revel in the lowest form of wit
it makes me feel big and clever and manly.

Just like when I pull out of your little sister.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:16, closed)

So, by one leap of logic,
you revel in ferrets?

And by another leap of logic, when you say "pulling out of [my] little sister," what you're actually saying to me is "masturbating furiously to poor quality youtube clips of Art Attack with a soup spoon up your arse and the skin of a pig's face stretched over your head."

_{NB My idea of logic may not be that logical}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:22, closed)

That sounds about right, actually
Neil Buchanan Ferret Sex For The Win!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:27, closed)

Do you think we impressed that internet-girl?
_{Do you think she'll join in...and maybe show us her boobs...?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:31, closed)

I'm expecting
vadge and brown knot at the very least.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:42, closed)

I hear it's an opening
To an OCEAN of lower denomination Euros...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:32, closed)

I like you
and I want you to touch my special place
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:34, closed)