I REALLY like you now
any chance of a date?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:51, 2 replies)

Why Bert, I thought you'd never ask!
Oh, wait, you were talking to monkey86...

_{But I can fuck whilst wearing clothes...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:52, closed)

Let's do it like
Gazelles, I'm feeling horny.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)

And I'm feeling hoofy
Shall we get a rhino in?

Or a goat...they seem to have fallen out of fashion on here. Possibly 'cause they're full of al's love-liquid...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)

GOATS
I want sixteen of them, on my cock, PRONTO.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:04, closed)

Christ, you ask a lot, don't you?`
I think I can get hold of a couple, but I think I'll have to let you down.

Like I let your mum down _{when I pulled the stopper out of her}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:06, closed)

I`m extremely happy with my Boyfriend thank-you very much
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:56, closed)

Well when he leaves you for your mother-sister
be sure to give me a call
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)

Sorry to let u down but
Its highly unlikely to happen (read as never gonna happen)
(Nahla, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:01, closed)

I'm sure that it won't
he's a very lucky young man, and you are a very astute, intelligent and erudite young lady.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:03, closed)

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:13, closed)

that's the biggest laugh I've had all day
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:14, closed)

Bert!
You know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Though the Oscillating Gibbon insists that ferrets are.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:15, closed)

I revel in the lowest form of wit
it makes me feel big and clever and manly.

Just like when I pull out of your little sister.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:16, closed)

So, by one leap of logic,
you revel in ferrets?

And by another leap of logic, when you say "pulling out of [my] little sister," what you're actually saying to me is "masturbating furiously to poor quality youtube clips of Art Attack with a soup spoon up your arse and the skin of a pig's face stretched over your head."

_{NB My idea of logic may not be that logical}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:22, closed)

That sounds about right, actually
Neil Buchanan Ferret Sex For The Win!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:27, closed)

Do you think we impressed that internet-girl?
_{Do you think she'll join in...and maybe show us her boobs...?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:31, closed)

I'm expecting
vadge and brown knot at the very least.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:42, closed)