I went off for a while, does that count?
I'm back now though. But with a new name, coz it was time to put the Professor to bed (as it were)
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

battered's wife

(alright alright, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:29, 2 replies)

John Lydon
'Gone off' doesn't quite cover it.

Wanker.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:22, 3 replies)

I'm actually going right off b3tans attacking other b3tans
on a personal level.
When did it become ok to attack spouses, kids & families?
I'll put my hand up 'cause I've had a swing or two. Mostly after someone's had a dig at my missus or kid.
End of the day, you're a b3tan, you're here you know what to expect but I don't really get how it's ok that your family members get the same treatment.

Meh. Whatever, those of you who can read this - if you don't agree with me then feel free to put me on ignore.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:40, 70 replies)

I've gone off blowhards.
My daughter wants for nothing. I pay about ten times the minimum requirement for her, plus transfers to two trusts in her name and a saving scheme for her private education.
Could you afford that?
( Battered IS MUCH MUCH BETTER. YEAH, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 22:46, Reply)
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 7:30, 5 replies)

Drinking
Now I have money and a girlfriend and 25% less body mass.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:17, 13 replies)

magic mushrooms
I always end up having very strange dreams on the two or three nights after having eaten magic mushrooms. The last one made my doubt my own sanity, so it's been a (very long) while now.

In my dream I was stuck up a tree, and my cat, sat at the foot of the tree, just looked up at me and kept saying over and over and over: "Pâté, pâté, pâté".

Can't seem to find any deeper meaning to this on any of those dream interpretation sites.
( rofl harris, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:54, 4 replies)

I went off my bed.
But I woke up and went back on it again.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:04, 2 replies)

Not me per say but Ringo’s new s0ckpuppet account
He’s gone off me and put me on ignore 2.0

I will miss all the charming and witty tales he spins…….


No, wait the other thing…..\o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:40, 4 replies)

Facebook.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:07, 9 replies)

Topic.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:05, 7 replies)

Emulating Tubgirl
I was expecting fame and fortune but I'm just left with a bitter taste in my mouth.
(monkey monkey, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

...and still nobody's said b3ta.
I can only conclude that everyone still likes it as much as they always have.
( Zuowan, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 3:27, 14 replies)

I've gone off
like a frog in a sock.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 1:00, 1 reply)