Getting to the point
Man at conference with whom I'd been drinking: "Do you fancy coming back to my hotel room?"
Me: "Aye."
Man at conference with whom I'd been drinking: "For sex, I mean?"
Me: "Aye."
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:11, 11 replies)

I think you know the story really went like this:
*wavy lines dream sequence stylee*

Man at conference in ford fiesta in layby with whom I'd been drinking exchanging eye contact with: "Do you fancy coming back to my hotel room?" *inserts penis through open car window*
Me: "Aye." *slurrrrp suuuck gobble
Man at conference in ford fiesta in layby with whom I'd been drinking exchanging eye contact with: "For sex, I mean?" *removes penis from open car window
Me: "Aye." *swallows*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:21, closed)

I have never been dogging, as well you know
(though I did have sex in the back of a van a couple of months ago, but there were no windows and the side door was mostly shut).

Still, I maintain that I have been digging but not dogging, unless you count that time in the lay-by in Enzyme's car, but he doesn't drive a Fiesta and I swear we were only eating rock cakes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:26, closed)

hmm..
rock cakes CHCB
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:48, closed)

CHCB
oddly, that's exactly how every conference I go to ends up.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:51, closed)

@Rakky
Scientists know how to charm the women, eh? :)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:01, closed)

CHCB
To be fair, it generally works. I find europeans to be the most successful at applying this technique.

*drifts off remembering conference in berlin involving a very nice danish physicist...*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:06, closed)

OMG!
I've just realised that I've had a dogging experience and forgot.

I was in the back of a van with my best mate and her boyfriend when they canoodled.

Does watching someone canoodling in the back of a van count as dogging.

Actually, I wasn't actually watching them. I was trying to look everywhere else but them.

It may be a precursor to dogging.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:55, closed)

it would normally
but if you are inclined to use terms such as 'canoodle' it suggests you were not really a participant in the carnal sense

*knits bobble hat for BGB*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:00, closed)

Why do things like this
not happen at the conferences I go to (to me at least)?

I am really that ugly?

*checks mirror*

Fecksocks.

chronicle.com/jobs/news/2008/08/2008082501c.htm
(dxg, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:43, closed)

Hmmm!
*searches web for relevant conferences*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:49, closed)

@al
Why do nearly all dogging references (with the exception of BGB's experience) seem to involve a Ford Fiesta? Is it the choice car of the professional dogger or something?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, closed)