
My awesome grandad flew in Wellingtons in the war. Damn, those shortages were terrible. Tell us about brilliant-stroke-rubbish grandparents.
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( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51)
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He survived the whole thing, the carnage, the waste, the horror, and then was reported MIA in the last week - the last week - after going into No Man's Land to administer last rites.
His then-girlfriend received a telegram two weeks later, saying.
NOT DEAD STOP HOME TUESDAY STOP WILL YOU MARRY ME STOP.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:44, 40 replies)

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corrupted by someone with access to a time machine and a condom?
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Seriously - do you think it needs editing for clarity?
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She said yes but when he got back she was already pregnant with 8 babies from 9 different fathers
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She drew them on with bisto
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I just assumed she rubbed it on her lady bits.
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With an eyeliner line up the back
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took eyeliner up the back?
Was 'eyeliner' the nickname of the look out?
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Especially if she took her teeth out first.
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was abit much though.
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so didn't suck off any yanks in WWII.
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She was there man! She was there in the shit! With the grunts man!
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Wait...what?
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:32, closed)

producing 16 web fingered great-grandchildren?
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Unfortunately, we can't edit it :-(
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You know what those clergy types are like - if they're not nonces, they're slavering rapists. All of them.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:21, closed)

But you know how jealous you are inside.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:45, closed)

HAMMER TIME
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I wish to find a telegram-sender now just so that I can send this!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, closed)

STOP COLLABORATE AND LISTEN
Which would have sent an entirely wrong message during that period of history.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:15, closed)
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