I took first place...
Like a greedy bastard.

I have the occasional day I binge on shit, but by large my appetite is pathetic. But my friend (skinny as a rake) eats as a competitive sport. How he's not obese/acne ridden is anyone's guess, maybe when he hits 30?

Anyway, my friend was telling me he went to one of those godamnawful giant chain buffet 'Eat as much as you fucking can, you tasteless fat fuck' places for a work leaving do a few months back.

He ate 34 profiteroles after about 4/5 full plates of a mishmash of various cusines (Roast Duck + Spare Ribs + Lasagne + Chips all on one plate...yum yum?)

He had to go home early as felt too ill and tired to hit the pubs, and couldn't fit any beer in his belly without it hurting.

Then got home and couldn't manage to lie down to sleep without feeling sick.

He spent the night on the sofa sweating and farting (Whilst I hope watching trans-world sport) and then did a big poo in the morning which he still talks about to this day.

Jammy skinny little bastard.
(Pat_Gash, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:32, 6 replies)

I used to be like that
(minus the competitive eating bit) and by the time I hit 30 I was still pretty slim, but proudly possessed a totally screwed up digestive system. Why proudly, I hear you ask (or is that my guts rumbling again). Well, I can produce farts that can clear a room in 5 seconds flat.
( SteamedCleaner, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:53, closed)

Four fifths of a plate? Where does he put it all?
I used to eat like a horse but, as predicted, 30 rolled around and I lost my 28 inch waist.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:39, closed)

32 and still skinny as a rake
and I eat like a motherfucking horse
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:31, closed)

Click
for Trans World Sport
(davidcompression, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:38, closed)

No,
It's eat as much as you'd like. There's no competitive element involved.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:54, closed)

No shit?
Some of the rotund fuckers I've seen through the grease smeared, and dead fly ridden windows obviously like a fair bit then.
(Pat_Gash, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:21, closed)