Guys are shit dates.
They can't kiss properly, they go for the crotch straight away and penises are ugly.
At least that's my experience when wondering about my secuality.
That said, "typical girls" are illogical, superficial and contradictory about what they want. Thankfully there are women out there who weren't programed with the girly shit.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:46, 1 reply)

i hate that girly shit
this is why i tend to hang out with blokes. funny thing is, i asked a mate what kissing a woman was like. he said it was usually very wet and that women drool more when kissing.
also, you're right, penises are ugly.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:15, closed)

Penises ARE ugly
But don't make the mistake of thinking that vaginas aren't, hence the term "axe-wound"
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:24, closed)

i know that
but there's far less chance of me coming face-to-face with a minge
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:41, closed)

I'm not really into women anymore but kissing women is awesome.
*reminisces*
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:39, closed)

it's just not my thing
been propositioned by some seriously stunning women before now. i was flattered, but i'm not the type to lead someone on. i was out with a lesbian couple i know, they were both jealous as hell, which i found very funny.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:43, closed)

haha
Yeah you have.
(Bababoon, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:50, closed)

i have
not counting the one that looks like Velma from Scooby Doo's ugly sister, of course.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:14, closed)