Pussy
One is nice, two is better???

Not really. Been there, tick that box, wish I could tell you more......

However, I have said to a lovely lady who I had known for a number of years, that it was summer at the thatch required a trim. I may have mentioned this before, but there was no way I was going 'down' with sparrows nesting. A quick call to conceige and a razor was supplied. Not for my chin. She went back to Bermuda happy.

Cracking daughter too, but that would be greedy..... slap.....
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:52, 11 replies)

This probably doesn't need saying.
But you are definitely a virgin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:11, closed)

yes
Today.

U?
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:22, closed)

Is English your third language?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:27, closed)

Is this a cut and paste spam email or are you pissed and typing using your tiny cock?
(badgermonkey007, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:04, closed)

*sput*

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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:06, closed)

Can you keep it down, please? I'm trying to sleep, don't make me call the conceige.
(MunchMyBalloons, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:44, closed)

You knew a woman with two cunts?


Was it N-Dubz?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 8:59, closed)

Boom
Tish...
(dchurch bah, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 11:35, closed)

Nope
It was Jedwards mum
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:39, closed)

Cat
One is good; second, is better? ? ?

Not truly. In there, the packing tick, the desire I possibly tells you ......

However, I said to my several year understanding's lovable madame, then it is in the summer in the thatched roof request trim. Perhaps I mentioned before the surface, but does not have ' which the means I am go; down' The house sparrow nidifies. Has supplied to conceige and a shaving cutter's quick telephone. It is not my chin. She returned to happy Bermuda.

Cracking daughter, but that is greedy .....Slapping .....
( Zuowan, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 3:48, closed)

Even if this is all totally true
you're still a cock.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:59, closed)