BOGOF
Went to McDonalds when they were doing one of their buy one get one free promotions.
Me and my mate ordered 16 quarter pounders along with 2 diet cokes.
The girl serving didn't see the irony.
(davidcompression, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 16:10, 24 replies)

Then she probably had a better grasp of irony than you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 18:00, closed)

I'd have thought.
She'd have a grasp of stainless-steely.
(speedevil, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 18:33, closed)

Ironic that.

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:54, closed)

Every branch of macdonalds possesses at least ten thousand spoons
despite not serving any foodstuff that requires a spoon.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 9:20, closed)

McFlurry.

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 16:38, closed)

Fair play.
I'm not a slack-jawed, nose-breathing prole so I have no idea what mcdonald's actually sell. I bow to your greater knowledge of plebscoff.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:14, closed)

I hope it feels good
Pointing out the shortcomings of others.
Condescending prick
(davidcompression, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:56, closed)

If you don't like having your weaknesses pointed out
perhaps you shouldn't display them in public?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:59, closed)

I can reassure you here.
it does feel good. I hope that helps.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:45, closed)

Nah, just a smug self-satisfied little man trying to show his innate superiority on the internet.
And that, in fact, makes you far more pathetic than anyone I've ever seen at a McDonalds.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:43, closed)

At least you're able to see that I'm innately superior.
A few more baby steps and you'll be eating proper food and letting the paramedics winch you off your sofa.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:42, closed)

Only in your mind.
You're in truth a sad little man with no social skills, which is why you spend your time on here slagging off others.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:23, closed)

Just so I'm clear
did you throw your considerable weight into this thread in order to defend McDonalds? Or just to have a little pop at me?

And which of those do you think makes you look more pointless?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:35, closed)

Defending McDonalds? No.
Personally I can't eat their stuff- if I do I feel ill for a couple of hours, then my intestines empty themselves violently. But when I read things like "I'm not a slack-jawed, nose-breathing prole so I have no idea what mcdonald's actually sell" I know that the author is, as stated earlier, a condescending little tool.

For someone so self-impressed you are the most dull person I have encountered in ages.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:13, closed)

So dull that you're wasting your day following me around a website to have little snipes?
Or are you just hoping some of the attention will rub off on you? Because I don't know who the fuck you are.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, closed)

Following you around? No. Just addressing this particular thread at the moment where you've demonstrated yourself to be a wanker of the first degree.

As for who I am- do your homework if you're curious. I've been pretty active on this board for quite a few years.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:26, closed)

Sorry. When I wrote "know" I implicitly included "care".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:57, closed)

Ah. I see.
That fits, somehow.

Sad that you should choose to be the embodiment of the saying that what most engineers use for birth control is their personalities. You're an arrogant little twit. No wonder you spend so much time belittling others- it's the closest thing to social contact that you likely have.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:31, closed)

Go make a badge.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:44, closed)

But they are meant to come with their own special spoon
Which is meant to be used in the makey machine to stir is while it comes out. It appears to have worked like utter dog toffee, so they never bothered clicking the spoon into the machine when I have one.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:34, closed)

I
for one see neither irony nor humor. What was free? How did you lose out? What was ironic? Why the fuck am I still writi
(SlantedScience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 2:43, closed)

^thi
.
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:36, closed)