Greed
Buzzkillington says: "I once worked for Pizza Hut... Whats the the worst thing you've ever done for money?" And while we're here, tell us about greedy people you know. Money or pie, it doesn't matter.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:30)
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So your story is
you have some eggs?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:18,
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I was going to say that.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:24,
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This really happened
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:34,
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I just made a batch of meringues and a vat of egg custard while simultaneously feeding and putting to bed a baby.
This better be a disgusting double entendre
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:39,
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What have you done
with the real Dr Shambolic?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:25,
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I've made him some lovely meringues and a vat of custard.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:44,
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Floating islands?
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:51,
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Nope.
I do like a bit of
Œufs à la neige but even I'm not daft enough to start poaching meringue with a wriggling babby under my arm.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:55,
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I think the solution is velcro on their romper suits and
some on walls around the house, for when you need one hand to whisk and one to hold pans. Children's services ma not approve but you can't please all of the people etc.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:00,
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Velcro babies for the win
Would it be wrong to paint targets on the wall?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:03,
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Only if they are marked with scores as well.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:04,
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This is worthy of a patent and an appearance on Dragon's Den.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:17,
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I'll offer a £5 for 15%...
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snee held his breath since, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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Can I go and stand at the back of the room like a naughty schoolboy to consider your offer?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:29,
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I'm coming round for late night dessert, save me some.
Double entendres definitely not included.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:54,
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