A twist in the tale...
Something interesting to point out here. The ending of your story was a twist - when you mentioned "Chinese" - because at the beginning you described your boss as "Asian".

Therefore - even if you hadn't mentioned a salary in dollars, this description gave you away as American anyway :)

You may or may not know - when we British describe someone as "Asian" then we refer to people who originate from South Asia: India, Pakistan, Bangladesh. Therefore as a British reader, reading your story, I imagined your boss' wife to be an Indian hottie!

On the other hand, you Americans use "Asian" to refer to people from the Far East - which we British call "Orientals".

Both are from the continent of Asia - but are very different races.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:57, 3 replies)

Just one more thing............
...... do you think he might be Australian instead?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:26, closed)

He appears to be a misogynistic illiterate with a chip on his shoulder, it's entirely possible.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:37, closed)

Dreadful racism!
Ban AB!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:31, closed)

Racist Chip?
No, not racist. I exercise sexual preference. Much in the same way you suck cocks at Piccadilly. It's just your preference. And don't forget to wipe your chin before your mam sees you - she's ever so curious why it's so crusty each Friday evening late.

Chip on the shoulder? Well... about some things, but mostly about awkward folk who usually speak out of their rather well felched posterior. Somewhat like you, actually.


Third stall on the left, Friday, again? Peetie sends his regards and reminds you to use gloves to remove the lamp from the luminaire this time as the smell of burnt hands on his knob rather puts him off his game a little and he knows how much you do love 'moisturiser'.

Ciao, baby.
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)

So you're homophobic as well as racist and misogynist? A full house!
Way to undermine those unreconstructed antipodean male stereotypes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:17, closed)

This reasoned thought-out response is all the evidence I need to disprove my theory.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:26, closed)

wow, a nonracist Aussie?

(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:35, closed)

Thank you.
Yes, dear oneinthepink, I am of that dreadful group once described by William Rushton in "Pigsticking: A Joy For Life" as 'The Lost Tribe' - an Australian.

And bloody proud of it.
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, closed)

You might be proud. The other twenty million australians are deeply fucking embarrassed.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:18, closed)

Hello yes you are talking absolute bollocks unless you happen to be a massive racist yourself.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:34, closed)

Dolt.
$ = AUD, (USD being the new South Pacific Peso);

Asian = India, etc in UK but not in the rest of the world;

Chinese = Former resident of China, or derived therefrom, somehow, but usually by rumpy pumpy (as opposed to anal sex which begets lawyers);

"Orientals" = A term usually used prior to the collapse of the League of Nations, save for retards in Cornwall and the odd Yorkshireman (wait, aren't they all odd?)... Or are you really older than Croesus' nutsack AND Methuselah's jizz rag?


American??? Wash your mouth out with Marmite and Old Speckled Hen! Twice. Simultaneously! I'm Australian or even Antipodean if you so desire to sound like Lewis Carroll (but hopefully you do not practice his reputed desire for kiddy fanny), but not a 'merkin.


Indian hottie? Wait until there is a question about shaking a chubby Sikh in a carpark. Awesome knee-trembler, that. Magnificent lady. 1980-something? Her nickname was "Hoover" and went to a rather respected girls' school in Blighty as her folks were a touch well off. I think her brother went to Eton... or some other place where young men's intestines are perforated.


Bloody hell... I thought reporting a root with a payrise would slip through b3ta like corn through a goose, but fuck me, it has garnered waaaaay too much attention. Holy [something] of [something]!

'Nite all!
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:41, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/greed/post1173734
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:15, closed)

Well....
Your answer was basicaly an excuse for you to jump up and down going "look at me! Look at me! I've had sex I have!". No relevence to the question and not particularly well written. Wether it's true or not doesn't even matter, it's kinda lame, and it's replies like this that get on peoples nerves. I like QOTW, I really do. I love reading about people's stories and tales, be they funny, moving or both. Thing is though, we have a reputation here on QOTW for posting lots of sex lies, and its stories like this one here which give us this reputation, so yeah - its going to garner lots of attention, from the talk crowd who figure we're all sweaty handed wank fantasists and QOTW people who are a bit fucking bored of this junk. If you really feel the need to exercise your "erotic writing skills" I'm fairly certain there are better websites out there more suited to your needs.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:16, closed)

I apologise if I have offended you by thinking that you were a Yank :)
Sorry! I did not realise that Australians also referred to Oriental people as "Asians" :) Thought it was just the Americans.

But that's no need for insults.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:10, closed)