I put up with
a jealous, whiny, batshit insane knob-end for two years.

And have been with another passive-aggressive selfish bastard for another two years so far...

... in return for two great kids.

There are no sperm banks in this country.

And yes, I am aware of the irony in complaining online about some being passive-aggressive.
(joansie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:17, 24 replies)

PAGING SEXFACE!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:45, closed)

was he your job or did you devour him?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:50, closed)

Wait ... wut?
You were so desperate to feel useful that you procreated with two different tools?

Reel your fucking ovaries in, love.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:52, closed)

HOW BIG ARE YOUR TITS?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:54, closed)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:01, closed)

Don't laugh at this, do you think that this is a page on a comedy website for funny stories?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:22, closed)

I'll laugh wherever I want.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:37, closed)

was it just the end of his knob whom was batshit mental
or the entire person attached to the afore mentioned 'knob-end'?
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:04, closed)

Then I suggest
stopping complaining about it on the internet and leave him.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:26, closed)

i fear you may have confused greed
with stupidity and desperation
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:42, closed)

Geez joansie...
...your profile said he was a "great guy" in March 2010. Maybe you do "yell at him" too much?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:02, closed)

Two years is a long time in lolitics.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:59, closed)

tee
and, indeed,

hee.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:47, closed)

oh the joys
of living your life on and through the interwebs, trying to teach oneself a lesson and then utterly forgetting what you have already written.

let's reconvene here this time next year and see what she's saying about him then eh?
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:23, closed)

I think we should get him to sign up and give his side of the story
we could turn this place into a shit episode of Oprah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, closed)

I'm reliably informed...
...that if there's a pattern in your life, the person creating it is you.
(davywavy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, closed)

So you're greedy for cum and children?
Worst Razzle ad ever.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, closed)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:27, closed)

Well, this is either
a) A joke, or
b) someone's taught one of the slags that feature on Jeremy Kyle to spell/ use punctuation.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:12, closed)

No joke. And the slag has a PhD.
(joansie, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:02, closed)

That's a lot of teaching.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:12, closed)

So what?
About half a dozen of my close friends have 'em. Lovely, lovely people mind, but not one jot of common sense between them.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:29, closed)

*facepalm*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:28, closed)

Pwned.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:03, closed)