Charging through an intersection
I noticed two people standing at the corner waiting to cross. Standing by a HUGE puddle. Which I could have avoided. But didn't. No, I aimed at the fat part of the puddle. I remember looking in the mirror and seeing a big wall of water cascade over these two people. And I remember me laughing like a jackass about it.

That, and blowing the horn at a blind guy with a cane who was getting ready to cross a side street...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:52, 10 replies)

A guy in an Audi TT totally soaked the fuck out of me going through a puddle yesterday
I consoled myself with the thought that while I might have wet trousers, at least I don't have a tiny penis
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:55, closed)

Someone did that to me in Finchley once
He hadn't anticipated the traffic ahead, which forced him to stop. So I banged on his car window with my umbrella until he opened it, and made him apologise.
( le brian, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04, closed)

Cunt.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:58, closed)

Seconded
I thought this QOTW was about laughing at stuff you really shouldn't, not doing stuff you really shouldn't i.e., being a cunt.
(flimflam_machine, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:26, closed)

There have been quite a lot of "being a cunt" answers
I once wandered up to some stranger and head-butted him in the face. Judging by the quick accumulation of blood and death-writhe on the floor I think I at the very least broke his nose. My mate Dave was absolutely beetroot red, biting his knuckles trying not to laugh.

Then he did laugh and that set me off and we both wandered off tittering..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:43, closed)

"Are you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over?"
Not the kind of cunt that runs the cat over yourself and finds it hysterical, so 3rd'd
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 16:52, closed)

AKA "Driving Dangerously"

( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04, closed)

I think it comes under "without due care and attention"?
But, whichever, the OP is still a moron and a criminal.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:58, closed)

Happened to me once...
...while on my way to work.
So I'll tell you what I told THAT cunt:
"Fuck you, you ignorant, cock-sucking, son of a bitch."
(minimalist ..., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:40, closed)

It's called happy splashing and it's illegal. There was a woman in the news that got her boyfriend to film her from the passenger seat doing this. Yeah, the police charged her with whatever, and she lost her licence.
Stop being a cunt.
( user_names_suck, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 0:14, closed)