fake women
I'm a sensitive young man - educated, liberal, open-minded. Having lived with a few, I have a lot of respect for women and try to treat them respectfully. If I'm going to ogle, try to do it without making them feel uncomfortable. I don't look at cleavages while addressing a girl. And I like intelligent women with opinions and strength of character.

But when it comes to lusting over pictures of nudey women, I'm a sucker for the Playboy archetype. Oversized tits. Blonde hair. Photoshopped skin - might as well be a cartoon. Fake tan? Love it. Dead eyes? All the better. Submissive poses that invite a rough and meaningless rogering? My preference. These aren't women - they're images of women, abstracts of women. Lust made pictorial.

I blame society.
(frankspencer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:53, 9 replies)

I'm exactly the opposite
The Photoshopped 'ideal' woman does nothing for me. I'd far rather see a real photo of a woman with all her imperfections rather than having every stray mole, blemish, scar and hair removed by a computer program. After all, that's what you get in the flesh, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Did you see Dawn Porter's programme when she posed for photos and was touched up (careful now) by Photoshop. At the end of the process she declared that they'd made her look beautiful. To me she looked artificial, and was far more attractive in the initial picture.

The same goes for that crap US makeover-taken-too-far programme, The Swan. OK, a lot of the girls on that have pretty serious cosmetic issues, but when they come out of the other end of the process with their facelifts, Da Vinci veneers and breast implants, they look like Barbie dolls.

/rant
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:21, closed)

k2k6
Does this mean you'd rather stroke the salami to Dawn French than Jenny Macarthy?
(frankspencer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:36, closed)

^^
Depends how heavily photoshopped the Jenny McCarthy photo is!

My sister has a cat which reminds me of Dawn French A pretty face, but grossly overweight.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:43, closed)

i think what he means is...
that you are more likely to bump into the normal looking woman in the street than the fantasy ones you see in magazines. girls that look like playboy babes are few and far between here and dont seem attainable. the girl/woman next door seems more realistic as there's loads of them about. whilst, for me, the hollywood pornstar look does indeed arouse me theres more chance of shagging the average woman off the street that copping off with those stunners. Now if we lived in LA it would probably be in a different story as there are probably barbies all over the place. The only place where I have been in Europe where the average girl on the street on fucking stunning is Amsterdam (no not the prossies). The melting pot of cultures there has produced some magnificent high street honeys. then again that was in 1998!
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:53, closed)

I'd argue
That the babes we see in pictures don't even exist in real life. They are creations of lighting, photoshop and make-up. They don't speak or have opinions. That's what makes them a fantasy - fantasies don't and can't exist. I have a friend who loves his porn to be grimy and 'real' - but where's the imagination in wanting your fantasy to be identical to your reality? In my dreams I can pork Racquel Welch (in her prime). In reality, I love my wife.
(frankspencer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:09, closed)

babes
gotta agree, theres nothing like the image of the perfect girl.

still, get to a nightclub and you can find a geunine beauty there once in a while. no photoshop needed
(mr kyle he's a silly bastard, the one who posted before me, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:56, closed)

mrkyle
I don't go to clubs. I am a social inadequate.
(frankspencer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:19, closed)

I like Amputees, me..
The uglier the better.
They also have to have some cellulite and loose saggy skin.
This is so I can use an oven-ready chicken as a sex toy when I cant get any real quim.
(Vic Flange, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:01, closed)

porn
is like food. Sometimes you fancy Steak and all the trimmings, sometimes you fancy a boil in the bag curry. Both have their plus points.

(I think that may be from a film - gaz me if it is)
(kitescreech still here, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:46, closed)