Oh dear god
I've just been on a break with a couple of colleagues who have informed me of someone's guilty pleasure.

Friend of a friend story to follow:
Basically I've just been told that a colleauge used to work with a woman who would put some tuna on her ladybits and get the cat to lick it off.

Surely that's a guilty pleasure?

I just had to share and it's kind of on topic
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:58, 10 replies)

as i read that, i actually recoiled and made an audible reaction
which sounded peculiarly like your username... hahahaha
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:02, closed)

I hate to piss on your bonfire.
But I think that might be a bit of an urban myth. I've heard it done with peanut butter, marmite and mayonnaise respectively on quims and spam-javelins alike.
(Vic Flange, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:05, closed)

Possibly an Urban myth
But the thought alone is pretty bad!
Also same woman was caught pleasuring herself with a loose (fnaar) carrot is the back of Tesco by the same colleague.

So who knows!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:09, closed)

So that's why they smell of fish.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:11, closed)

I heard
it was a dog and beef paste...
(wrigglesworth, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:22, closed)

When I was a lad
There was a rumour that a girl in my sister's class had smeared jam on her ladybits and let her dog lick it off.

It may have been a myth, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true cos she was bonkers.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:32, closed)

My favourite pre-pubescant Urban Myth:
The lady who pleasured herself with a Lobster in her senstive feminine area.. (wtf!?)

Only for months later to wake up in the night with incredible abdomenal pains only to suddenly find tens of mini lobsters coming out her twat.





and I believed it
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:48, closed)

Urban Myth

Just like the toffees/dog one.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:50, closed)

For some reason
The version that went around my High School was that a girl on a hidden camera show in Spain did the trick with dog food (and a dog, obviously)

Bizarrely, the story goes that Ricky Martin was hiding in a wardrobe during the heinous act, intending to pop out and suprise her.

I don't know where that came from. Bet it's not his Wikipedia entry, though.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:23, closed)

@pharmatron
Am so glad you said that - I also remembered this story, but as soon as it came into my head I knew it would sound like insane garbled ramblings, so I thought it best not to. I also remember believing it at one point.
(entry_level_adultette, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:05, closed)