Guilty enough for the guillotine, pleasurable enough for staining
This weeks question asks what we do when nobody else is around. Well, rather than post the 1000th entry describing my masturbatory techniques, I have composed a short list of things I am actually slightly guilty about...

1. Jimmy Carr - I find him funny. His jokes are clever! Some people hate his delivery, but really, there isn't really any other way to deliver his (well, his writers) jokes - I think it works the way it does.

2. Music - I have nothing against James Blunt personally, even though he did go to Harrow School, that jumped-up public RAH cock! Oh I would kick.... er.. well okay ignore my last statement. The Kooks, they're alright

3. Warhammer. Used to do it when I was younger. Many people say that, subtly implying they're too cool for it now. I'd love to carry it on, I just can't afford it! Worst thing is, I go to Uni in Nottingham, Warhammer world is round the corner...must resist temptation!

4. Playing Devil's Advocate - great way to piss people off. Going up to some guy in a beard, kafeya and a sign saying "Death to the West" and asking him his opinion of the Israeli conflict and what we should do with "All those pesky terrorists". Or asking a drug dealer how much he sells his stuff for. Then asking him how much he bought it for. They hate that.

*edit* Oh yeah, apologies for length. It's longer than Blount, I guarantee it!
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:04, 4 replies)

Nowt wrong with Jimmy Carr
although i think he's way better reacting to people than in stand up
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 14:51, closed)

tis true
Also he's pretty good on all those BBC panel shows - QI etc
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 15:56, closed)

He just looks wrong.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 16:54, closed)

Jimmy Carr
Just comes across as insufferably smug when doing stand-up. I tried watching one of his gigs, and came to the conclusion that it was shit - much the same as when he insists on doing a 3 minute routine every bloody time he's on Jonathan Ross's show.

However, I do concur that as a guest on panel shows he is usually unfailingly funny and quick off the mark.

Odd, that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:02, closed)