Russell Brand
Rachelswipe I am with you all the way. Totally wrong wrong wrong. Bad and nasty and all those things but I definitely would. Am I going to hell with this and training my cat to high five?
(Siouxfan I'm not staring at you, I am just short sighted, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:06, 9 replies)

my theory
Some men just have that confidence. They know they can have pretty much have any girl - and have had hundreds - and exude some kind of masculine cat nip. I knew a Welsh guy with a wild red beard and hair. He had teeth missing and he was perpetually drunk, but he was fighting them off.
(frankspencer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:11, closed)

you failed to mention
...that he is also very common and has a whiny Essex accent. And went to stage school.

*implodes with loathing*

This is unrelated to the fact that I was recently accused of looking like him - actually it's worse, trying to look like him . The vulgar little oik. Bah!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:21, closed)

No.
His voice. His horrible, high-pitched screechy voice. Gagging him would help but would not get rid of the fact that he's a pretentious twat.

He's all yours... and 'swipes...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:45, closed)

No
I'm afraid I'd spend all my time attempting to do something with his bird's nest hair - don't get me wrong, on some men long hair look great but he just looks dirty - and not a good kind of dirty. And his trousers are too tight and therefore show off his skinny legs - skinny legs only look good on sparrows and giraffes.

Give me men with large muscular thighs any day.


*goes off to drool at mountain bike magazines
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:08, closed)

it's not his looks
although he does look like a grubby captain jack sparrow (for whom i also have the raging horn, despite not liking johnny depp at all) and he does have eyes that you could fall into and drown.

ahem. no, it's purely the fact that he is clearly incredibly bright. i always fancy intelligent men who can actually use english and RB has a very unique way of phrasing things.

i would have a massive e-crush on mrspencer if he were single, and he doesn't have eyeliner and skin tight pants, unless he's been lying, and there's lots of other male b3tans that i think must be very sexy guys from the way they write. and that's what does it for me with RB, he has this way of putting things that makes me want to go and hump the tv screen...

or something a little less vulgar and desperate!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:26, closed)

Ah...
Yes, I see your point. Brains *always* trumps looks.


But I'm also incredibly shallow....they have to have brains and muscular thighs.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 14:38, closed)

^^
My brain is superior to my looks...I should be getting more!

Mind you, I've got skinny legs.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:35, closed)

what i find attractive about him
is not his whole look, but the fact that he has the balls to wear all that get up. and like Jimmy carr, is really really funny reacting to people. which is v attractive
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:48, closed)

I have neither brains or good looks...

And my usual razor sharp reaction to people and situations is to go bright red and mutter to myself...

What do I win?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:27, closed)