Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Going into a guitar shopwatching some kid playing bass badly for a while, then quietly sitting down and 'trying out' an instrument just to play a little slap bass, then watching as they quietly stop playing and walk off.
Makes me feel great for ages afterwards, being better than children.
Less guilty, more just sad, I guess.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 19:50, 7 replies)
They walk off.....cos you're being a dick.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:29, closed)
Many a time...Have I walked out of a guitar shop cos some guy saw me trying to play, and decided to show off with some guitar wankery!
Puts off new players from going to the good shops and they end up with a crappy Encore from Argos...
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:44, closed)
PISS OFFBloody naysayers.
He did acknowledge it was sad and negative gloating over kids. It wouldn't be a guilty pleasure if he was behaving like a model citizen.
Hooray for someone answering the question!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 6:48, closed)
kids deserve itThey need to be taught that they are not special. This prepares them for a life of sensory numbness, unfulfillment and futility.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:33, closed)
'slap bass'Christ almighty folks, it's Level 42's Mark King!
You utter, utter bender.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:53,
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you are.....a sienfeld theme tune AICMFAUD
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:45,
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Slap Bass ?No wonder they wander off.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, closed)
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