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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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I'm not one to brag.
But this one time I had trouble lifting my dumbbells up and over my fantastic shoulders due to being up all the previous night shagging page 3 girls from all over.
Mr T. Then a friend of mine walked over and pitied my fool or something along those lines, and I'm sure he muttered "you puff" under his breath as he walked off with Sylvester Stallone from the Rocky movies.
I saw red, put down my dumbbells and chased after Mr T. He ran off because I look well hard right, and I ended up catching him in the car park due to my athletic prowess and speed on foot, I once ran down a bear.
I punched Mr T like ten times in the face and cheeks and he was all like "crying" and I was all like "well, whatever Mr T" and Rocky was all like "He's well hard him" and I was like "I know" and then I went back to the gym to work on my killer legs from lifting up drug dealers cars and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 17:13, 9 replies)
Funny as.
Gets funnier every week.
(TheColonel, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 17:16, closed)
JMG's extreely popular with the lying and aspergers set.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:00, closed)
Admittedly, he started low, so "funnier" doesn't necessarily equate to "funny".
Nevertheless, I feel compelled to click a JMG post for the first time.

*feels unclean*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:20, closed)
ahhh
pics or it didn't happen.
(dchurch bah, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 17:19, closed)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 17:49, closed)
Well, I for one liked that.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 17:52, closed)
10/10
would read other tales by this yet unknown 'JMG'
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:42, closed)
(sigh)
All the way to the car park and no Honda...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:46, closed)
I can't help but feel
That there is a fine line between some sort of ironic social commentary, and being a twat. I would suggest that you are now nearing it.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 21:34, closed)

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