
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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I always have to have the toilet paper hanging over the front of the roll as it sits on the holder thing. If it's the wrong way round (as I always seem to find it) I have to throw away a couple of sheets and put it the right way. I guess it's something to do with it touching the wall or something.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:52, 12 replies)

The back-to-front loo roll thing contributed to one ex being asked to return her key. She was a nice girl too - but with a flaw like that she had to go.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:01, closed)

She always had the paper hanging down the back whereas I had it down the front, it was a constant battle trying to have both toilets the same.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:09, closed)

My misses now has no preference apparently, I've seen it both ways round, if It's wrong, I change it and it stays like that. Happy days.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:42, closed)

...me too. It justs seems so wrong to have it touching the wall.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:00, closed)

...that it is a girl boy thing. For lads it tends to hang over the front because it makes more sense that way, for girls and their seated toilet habits it is easier to reach from underneath. This I have observed over the decades and bar a couple of exceptions is almost always the case.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:16, closed)

Men generally sit down to take a shit. And generally have very few other uses for toilet paper in the bathroom.
I grew up in houses with woodchip/anaglypta/artex walls in the smallest room, or houses with no heating in there.
So the toilet-paper-over-the-top thing is a simple way to avoid getting chilly or scraped knuckles.
( , Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:55, closed)

My sister is a 'down the wall' kind of girl, she actually changes other people's toilet paper should it be facing the wrong way when she visits...
Me, I'm an over-the-front kind of guy....
( , Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:49, closed)

I started reading the replies to this QOTW, thinking "Oh - there's nothing I can contribute to this."
And then I read this, and you're absolutely right - it *has* to be down the front.
However I have recently found a flaw in this. If it's a new roll, and it's down the front, and the holder is small (i.e. the axle is close to the wall) and you pull it, then the bulk of the roll actually moves backwards on the axle, and chafes against the wall as you pull.
If it's all the above, but at the back, when you pull it the whole roll moves away from the wall and turns freely.
It is a most distressing situation...
( , Sat 3 Jul 2010, 8:46, closed)

gordonjcp's answer is still one of the funniest I've read on QOTW
( , Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:28, closed)
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