
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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my girlfriend's sister was sat on the top deck of a bus once and her phone went off. incoming image from someone she didn't know. she opened it and it was an erect cock. as the picture didn't contain a face she had no idea who sent it.
what a brilliant idea.
so now, whenever i'm in the pub i play the same game. i change the name of my phone to something stupid then send ridiculous pictures via bluetooth to whoever will accept. my favourite is this one;

*pop*
( , Sun 4 Jul 2010, 3:18, 11 replies)

I find it helps to put your phone name to something like "network update" and more people accept it.
I fully intent to eventually get round to doing a message in a pub suggesting free drinks for ladies who flash their boobies at the bar and see what happens...
( , Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:31, closed)

It's all fun and games until it turns out you're sending it to a twelve year old,then they put you on a special list.
( , Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:45, closed)

Sexual Offences Act 2003 Section 12 subsection 1 (c).
And then we go to your house and write PEDALO on the door.
( , Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:43, closed)

yeah, done this too. this picture endures simply because the cartoon fox or whatever appears to be wearing a fruit hat. and that's amazing.
( , Mon 5 Jul 2010, 1:49, closed)

i've found it works best if you set your phone to a girl's name and rename the pic to something like tits.jpg
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:09, closed)

Although with a twist. I have a contact on my phone that says simple "Have a nice day! :)". It's quite gratifying to see the smile on someone's face when they get that.
( , Sun 4 Jul 2010, 16:41, closed)

there are 3 sociopaths for every 1 nice person on B3ta.
( , Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:44, closed)

That went down well. I don't mind telling you my heart was racing somewhat when Stella'd up gentlemen who received it stalked his way around the boozer trying to find the culprit. Got away with it though thanks to some fine acting skills I never knew I had.
A word of warning to those who play this game though - Be very careful as you don't know who might receive the picture / video. There was a story in the paper a year ago about a bus driver who decided to send a rude picture to a random passenger on his bus. The recipient turned out to be an 8 year old girl and he went to jail.
( , Mon 5 Jul 2010, 9:00, closed)

I wouldn't send anything obscene for all the obvious reasons but if it was later on in the evening I used to send ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71NK5C7KJDL._SL500_AA300_.gif
( , Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:07, closed)
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