Ahhh, there's alot of them.
Not entirely sure where to start.

- I don't like looking in mirrors for fear of seeing something there that doesn't exist. Like a monster.
- I sing "walking on sunshine" whilst taking a pee
- I'm rather weird about my wrists. Stemming from a fear of paper cuts. I used to wear bandannas around them in my youth. I had this idea that people would rip the paper out from underneath them when I was writing on them and paper cut me and I'd bleed to death.
- After sex (when using a condom) I always flick the used Jonny in the direction of the lucky lady I've just spooged in. I then flick it out of my window into passing traffic.
- I always flush the toilet after washing my hands/having a shower or bath if I've used it. Afraid that the pipes might get confused and I'll have a shitty pissy shower.


That's all I can think of for now. Christ, I think I need help.
(spiderslut, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:17, 9 replies)

I'm not overly keen on the bathroom mirror
if I have to go pee during the night for fear of catching the reflection of something behind me which in my mind would look like that woman that gets out of the bath in The Shining after she's turned all manky and putrefied.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:22, closed)

Have you both seen Poltergeist 3?

Most of it is done in the mirrors and it scares the f*ck out of me!

Last tiem I watched it I had to stay in the same room with the lights on till the sun came up!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:03, closed)

Yes!
I was trying to remember the name of the film.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:42, closed)

alas no, will do now though.
I think this one spread out of a film called "Shutter", the original Thai version, shite scary. It was mainly focused around photographs and weird ghosty women coming out of those, but somehow translated to mirrors. Although thinking about it, I was already scared of them, they mainly just gave a face to all the wild and crazy visions I thought I'd seen.



Never do acid kids.
(spiderslut, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 0:57, closed)

When i read "I then flick it out of my window into passing traffic."
...i had this weird belief that you were also driving, fucking at the same time. Lucky bastard. Then I re-read it.

Better story my way.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:08, closed)

hands down. That's now my new life goal.
(spiderslut, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 0:55, closed)

i nearly got there, once
The problem was the gear stick getting in the way. I got so excited, i finally pulled over and did her on the bonnet.

Could have been a Honda..?
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:22, closed)

When I'm having a piss...
I sing "golden brown" by the stranglers.
Only thing is I change the words to "Golden Shower, texture like sun"
( Sallyrsm, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:06, closed)

If it's golden brown...
.. you should drink more water!
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:18, closed)