HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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FirstWooyay!
Edit: Might as well post something shit and unrelated.
Went to see Stigmata at the cinema whenever that came out. Near the end me and my mate decided to fuck off early as the film sucked and still does suck salty bulb. Anyway, as we were leaving the packed cinema and near the point of the films conclusion my mate shouted "Fucking bollocks" then we left.
Waiting outside the cinema for our lift to arrive, we were met with the now departing cinema-goers. A group of older males confronted my friend telling him he was "a fucking twat" and gave him a few shoves and the like. nothing came of it but he felt like a bit of a dick.
/insert recycled girth/lenght joke here for profit.
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Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:20,
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