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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I have never heard a funny heckler,
but a year ago I went to Jongleurs (Battersea) a lot. There was a particular comedianne, Maggie someone (?) who joked that she was very middle class and dressed like she was in "The Mikado". If someone tried to heckle her, especially if they were drunk, she would repeat it with tongue stuck behind lower lip in best belming fashion and then with a broad grin say "I'm sorry, I don't speak pissed cunt."
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 14:41, Reply)

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